History departments have announced budget cuts and cost-saving measures at the annual History Summit in Zürich, Switzerland. Major events, achievements and personalities will be right-sized to fit in better with today’s realities.
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The investigation into the apparent meteor that exploded over the Russian city of Chelyabinsk has yielded astonishing results. Research indicates that the exploded mass was likely the actor Gérard Depardieu.
The impending superglue shortage could jeopardize the lives of twenty million Australian citizens, as folks down under have always been dependant on the sticky substance not to fall from the earth’s surface.