The European Rightly
November 18th, 2018
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Belgium takes penile prints of asylum seekers

Male asylum seekers entering Belgium will have to cede prints of their erectile penis. ‘We admit fingerprints are too intrusive, that’s why we’re taking penile prints’, government officials say.

Men relieved by Facebook’s new ‘Show me your tits’ button

Of the new ‘Reactions’ Facebook has released, the ‘Show me your tits’ button is by far the most popular. ‘This button expresses what 10,000 likes can’t manage,’ men say. ‘It makes life a whole lot easier.’

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The EU Rightly
April 25th, 2013

‘Gays are from Uranus’ total best-seller

The popularising science book ‘Gays are from Uranus’ is slowly becoming this year’s best-seller. The book explains why homosexual people behave fundamentally different from their heterosexual counterparts.

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The EU Rightly
April 25th, 2013

‘Neo-Nazi’ only to be applied to Germans

The European Court of Justice has decided the term ‘neo-Nazi’ is exclusively reserved to far-right supporters from Germany. Greek, Russian and Hungarian neo-Nazis are extremely disappointed.

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The EU Rightly
April 25th, 2013

Playing in the garden harms children’s health

A vast majority of children who play in the garden or out in the street sustain some form of injury at some point in time. Physicians and health organisations are beginning to voice large-scale concerns.

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The EU Rightly
April 24th, 2013

Rapings put Syrian whores out of business

Sex workers in war-torn Syria are not happy. As more and more non-prostitutes get raped, employment in the sex industry is down by 85%. ‘And the freemium model doesn’t catch on’, complain the whores.

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The EU Rightly
April 22nd, 2013

Rightly launched as Europe-wide news outlet

It is uncommon that a publisher has the ambition to conquer the European continent with one magazine, instead of a portfolio of national magazines. However, ‘The European Rightly’ is precisely that.

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The EU Rightly
March 8th, 2013

Ireland allows abortions for spawn of Satan

Abandoning its traditionalist, Catholic stance, The Republic of Ireland has finally decided to modify its strict abortion laws. From now on, pregnancies may be terminated if the unborn child is the devil’s.

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The EU Rightly
February 27th, 2013

Both Georgias to swap places for summer

Georgia is an ex-Soviet state located in the Caucasus region, straddling the Europe-Asia border. The country shares its name with the US state of Georgia. Both have now decided to swap places.

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