The European Rightly
November 23rd, 2017
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Belgium takes penile prints of asylum seekers

Male asylum seekers entering Belgium will have to cede prints of their erectile penis. ‘We admit fingerprints are too intrusive, that’s why we’re taking penile prints’, government officials say.

Men relieved by Facebook’s new ‘Show me your tits’ button

Of the new ‘Reactions’ Facebook has released, the ‘Show me your tits’ button is by far the most popular. ‘This button expresses what 10,000 likes can’t manage,’ men say. ‘It makes life a whole lot easier.’

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February 25th, 2016

Men relieved by Facebook’s new ‘Show me your tits’ button

Of the new ‘Reactions’ Facebook has released, the ‘Show me your tits’ button is by far the most popular. ‘This button expresses what 10,000 likes can’t manage,’ men say. ‘It makes life a whole lot easier.’

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August 14th, 2014

Mortal Kombat X to introduce ‘Banality’

The brutal fighting game infamous for its bloody ‘Fatalities’ – special moves at the end of a duel to kill the opponent in gruesome ways – will introduce the ‘Banality’ for its tenth installment, reflecting the middle-aged concerns of its characters.

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The EU Rightly
May 30th, 2014

Finland debuts retirement homes with built-in suicide mechanism

Claiming it will revolutionise care for the elderly, Finnish company Ulosteet has opened the first home for the elderly with built-in suicide mechanisms. Ulosteet claims they are ‘quick and completely painless.’

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The EU Rightly
June 11th, 2013

Intelligence agencies very bored by your mails

American intelligence agencies have indeed used phone and internet surveillance to spy on millions of citizens around the world. But authorities deny they were even slightly interested in what they discovered.

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The EU Rightly
May 8th, 2013

Flat tyre halts withdrawal N Korean missiles

North Korea has tried to withdraw two mobile ballistic missiles from a launch site. A flat tyre has prevented the regime to complete the withdrawal. No-one within the country was able to repair the damage.

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The EU Rightly
May 1st, 2013

Steve Wozniak ‘too ugly to wear Google Glass’

Google Glass, the augmented reality device that is meant to change the world, is out for testing. Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak had hoped to be one of the chosen few, but alas, Google thinks he’s too ugly.

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