The European Rightly
February 21st, 2017
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Belgium takes penile prints of asylum seekers

Male asylum seekers entering Belgium will have to cede prints of their erectile penis. ‘We admit fingerprints are too intrusive, that’s why we’re taking penile prints’, government officials say.

Men relieved by Facebook’s new ‘Show me your tits’ button

Of the new ‘Reactions’ Facebook has released, the ‘Show me your tits’ button is by far the most popular. ‘This button expresses what 10,000 likes can’t manage,’ men say. ‘It makes life a whole lot easier.’

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The EU Rightly
May 15th, 2013

Eastern Europe drops ‘Spandex Curtain’

Eastern European countries have shied away from their usual extravagance and boldness. Their innovative combination of depressing eurodance and unusual English led to Eurovision’s revitalisation in the 2000s.

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The EU Rightly
February 27th, 2013

Both Georgias to swap places for summer

Georgia is an ex-Soviet state located in the Caucasus region, straddling the Europe-Asia border. The country shares its name with the US state of Georgia. Both have now decided to swap places.

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