The European Rightly
November 25th, 2020

Belgium takes penile prints of asylum seekers

Male asylum seekers entering Belgium will have to cede prints of their erectile penis. ‘We admit fingerprints are too intrusive, that’s why we’re taking penile prints’, government officials say.

Men relieved by Facebook’s new ‘Show me your tits’ button

Of the new ‘Reactions’ Facebook has released, the ‘Show me your tits’ button is by far the most popular. ‘This button expresses what 10,000 likes can’t manage,’ men say. ‘It makes life a whole lot easier.’


The EU Rightly
March 8th, 2013

Climate change affects turd migration

A five-year study from the University of Copenhagen has shown that climate change is affecting turd migration patterns. A more extreme climate will result in a significant decline of the turd population.

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The EU Rightly
March 5th, 2013

Dutch combat climate by growing taller

The Netherlands, a nation defined by its dual relationship with the North Sea, has announced a new plan to combat climate change. Minister-president Mark Rutte has decided the Dutch will grow taller.

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The EU Rightly
February 27th, 2013

Sun, not man, primary cause climate change

NASA has released new data confirming that not man, but our solar system’s sun is the primary cause of climate change. Without this giant fireball earth’s surface would be freezing cold.

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