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March 29th, 2017
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Belgium takes penile prints of asylum seekers

Male asylum seekers entering Belgium will have to cede prints of their erectile penis. ‘We admit fingerprints are too intrusive, that’s why we’re taking penile prints’, government officials say.

Men relieved by Facebook’s new ‘Show me your tits’ button

Of the new ‘Reactions’ Facebook has released, the ‘Show me your tits’ button is by far the most popular. ‘This button expresses what 10,000 likes can’t manage,’ men say. ‘It makes life a whole lot easier.’

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The EU Rightly
May 9th, 2013

Belgium symptomatic for West’s decline

Egon Spengler has famously claimed the ‘decline of the West’. That prediction has come true through the Eurovision Song Contest: western European countries have atrocious track records, and Belgium’s leading.

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The EU Rightly
April 12th, 2013

Britons ugliest Europeans, claims study

In a new Eurostat study, 8,500 participants ranked anonymous pictures of European people according to attractiveness. For both sexes, Britons came last. Do they carry the burden of ethnic isolation and incest?

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The EU Rightly
March 8th, 2013

Ireland allows abortions for spawn of Satan

Abandoning its traditionalist, Catholic stance, The Republic of Ireland has finally decided to modify its strict abortion laws. From now on, pregnancies may be terminated if the unborn child is the devil’s.

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