The European Rightly
November 24th, 2020

Belgium takes penile prints of asylum seekers

Male asylum seekers entering Belgium will have to cede prints of their erectile penis. ‘We admit fingerprints are too intrusive, that’s why we’re taking penile prints’, government officials say.

Men relieved by Facebook’s new ‘Show me your tits’ button

Of the new ‘Reactions’ Facebook has released, the ‘Show me your tits’ button is by far the most popular. ‘This button expresses what 10,000 likes can’t manage,’ men say. ‘It makes life a whole lot easier.’


The EU Rightly
April 24th, 2013

Palaeolithic Particle Accelerator discovered

Strong hunter-gatherers with feral beards may have been the first nuclear physicists the world has known. Crashing huge rocks into one another gave them an intrinsic insight in sub-atomic matters.

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The EU Rightly
February 27th, 2013

CERN furious for ‘Large Hardon Collider’

European science organisation CERN is angry. Last month, a German adult movie studio released ‘Large Hardon Collider’, a pornographic spoof on the Large Hadron Collider owned by CERN.

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