The European Rightly
October 15th, 2019

Belgium takes penile prints of asylum seekers

Male asylum seekers entering Belgium will have to cede prints of their erectile penis. ‘We admit fingerprints are too intrusive, that’s why we’re taking penile prints’, government officials say.

Men relieved by Facebook’s new ‘Show me your tits’ button

Of the new ‘Reactions’ Facebook has released, the ‘Show me your tits’ button is by far the most popular. ‘This button expresses what 10,000 likes can’t manage,’ men say. ‘It makes life a whole lot easier.’


The EU Rightly
April 3rd, 2013

PSG next winner of UEFA Champions League

UEFA president Michel Platini has announced that French football club Paris Saint Germain (PSG) will be the next winner of the UEFA Champions League. ‘It is only fair that a French team would win this year.’

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