The European Rightly
February 21st, 2017
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Belgium takes penile prints of asylum seekers

Male asylum seekers entering Belgium will have to cede prints of their erectile penis. ‘We admit fingerprints are too intrusive, that’s why we’re taking penile prints’, government officials say.

Men relieved by Facebook’s new ‘Show me your tits’ button

Of the new ‘Reactions’ Facebook has released, the ‘Show me your tits’ button is by far the most popular. ‘This button expresses what 10,000 likes can’t manage,’ men say. ‘It makes life a whole lot easier.’

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May 15th, 2013

Eastern Europe drops ‘Spandex Curtain’

Eastern European countries have shied away from their usual extravagance and boldness. Their innovative combination of depressing eurodance and unusual English led to Eurovision’s revitalisation in the 2000s.

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May 7th, 2013

‘Eurovision was my sexual awakening’

May 18th will mark the 58th edition of the Eurovision Song Contest. Many political greats across Europe have shared their fondest memories about the contest with us. ‘It’s all about power and oppression.’

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March 6th, 2013

Prince Vigo’s ghost reclaims Moldovan throne

In Moldova, a coup d’├ętat seems to have taken place. Behind the unexpected move is, apparently, prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf, an aristocrat who already ruled the country once in the 16th century.

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