The European Rightly
November 23rd, 2017
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Belgium takes penile prints of asylum seekers

Male asylum seekers entering Belgium will have to cede prints of their erectile penis. ‘We admit fingerprints are too intrusive, that’s why we’re taking penile prints’, government officials say.

Men relieved by Facebook’s new ‘Show me your tits’ button

Of the new ‘Reactions’ Facebook has released, the ‘Show me your tits’ button is by far the most popular. ‘This button expresses what 10,000 likes can’t manage,’ men say. ‘It makes life a whole lot easier.’

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The EU Rightly
April 30th, 2013

Whores welcome first Dutch king in century

Willem-Alexander, the Netherlands’ new king, will start whoring around as soon as possible. ‘Dutch prostitutes can get their hands on a royal cock again,’ the king promised in his inauguration speech.

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The EU Rightly
April 24th, 2013

Rapings put Syrian whores out of business

Sex workers in war-torn Syria are not happy. As more and more non-prostitutes get raped, employment in the sex industry is down by 85%. ‘And the freemium model doesn’t catch on’, complain the whores.

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