The European Rightly
September 24th, 2017
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Belgium takes penile prints of asylum seekers

Male asylum seekers entering Belgium will have to cede prints of their erectile penis. ‘We admit fingerprints are too intrusive, that’s why we’re taking penile prints’, government officials say.

Men relieved by Facebook’s new ‘Show me your tits’ button

Of the new ‘Reactions’ Facebook has released, the ‘Show me your tits’ button is by far the most popular. ‘This button expresses what 10,000 likes can’t manage,’ men say. ‘It makes life a whole lot easier.’

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The EU Rightly
April 18th, 2013

US voters believe North Korea to be a hoax

According to a survey carried out by Public Policy Polling, over 60% of the US voters is convinced that the People‚Äôs Republic of North Korea does not exist. Kim Jong-un’s regime has reacted with disappointment.

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The EU Rightly
March 8th, 2013

Ireland allows abortions for spawn of Satan

Abandoning its traditionalist, Catholic stance, The Republic of Ireland has finally decided to modify its strict abortion laws. From now on, pregnancies may be terminated if the unborn child is the devil’s.

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