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‘Neo-Nazi’ only to be applied to Germans

April 25th, 2013

The European Court of Justice has decided the term ‘neo-Nazi’ is exclusively reserved to far-right supporters from Germany. Greek, Russian and Hungarian neo-Nazis are extremely disappointed.

NPD-leader Holger Apfel: 'Just as champagne is made in France, neo-Nazi’s are a German invention.'

The European Court’s ruling means the term neo-Nazi has become a protected designation of origin. From now on, the neo-Nazi label is reserved for far-right Germans only. The European Commission welcomes the court’s decision as an important precedent for the EU’s system of protecting the names of certain products which are regionally made.

Holger Apfel, party leader of the Nationaldemokratische Partei Deutschlands (NPD), is extremely pleased. ‘Just as champagne is made in a specific region of France, Nazis and neo-Nazis are a German invention. The court’s decision was the only possible outcome.’

That far-right people from Slavic and Mediterranean countries call themselves (neo)Nazis, has always been a source of shame and embarrassment for the true – German – neo-Nazis.

‘We would like to point out that Russians, Poles and other Slavic peoples are inferior races and therefore cannot possibly be allowed to claim the ‘neo-Nazi’ label,’ Mr Apfel claims. ‘When I see these bald and pale Slavic wannabes with their swastika tattoos, it just makes me laugh. Our grandfathers drank beer from the skulls of their grandfathers, and now they wish to associate themselves with us? What’s the point?’

What about the Hungarian far-right supporters of Jobbik? ‘Hungarians descend from Mongolian tribes’, explains Apfel. ‘Scientific studies have revealed their blood is the least pure in the whole of Europe. So it totally escapes me where they have gotten the idea that they are even slightly better than the Roma people they claim to hate.’

But surely the Greek neo-Nazi party Golden Dawn have all right to be disappointed with the Court’s ruling? ‘What do you mean? Greek people look exactly like Turks, and I think we can all agree that Turks are somewhere between Asian and African,’ Mr Apfel says. ‘Who could honestly believe that these fat, lazy, garlic-smelling half-black Greek are the successors of the great Aryan troops of the Third Reich?’

Holger Apfel:
‘When I see these bald and pale Slavic wannabes with their swastika tattoos, it just makes me laugh’

The Greek party Golden Dawn was not available for comments. The other parties were, but we honestly could not understand them.


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  1. Slavs who concede with the ideologies of Adolf Hitler and Nazism are a great abashment–Nazism was and is about the Germans exclusively, not some Slavic SWINE from Eastern Europe. Tell that to those SCUM Slavic “Nazis”, Hitler would have had them exterminated as well. What a JOKE.

    Quotes from prominent Nazi officials:
    Reichsfuehrer SS Heinrich Himmler–speaking to SS Major Generals, Poznan, October fourth, 1943:

    “Whether nations live in prosperity or starve to death interests me only in so far as we need them as slaves for our culture; otherwise, it is of no interest to me. Whether 10,000 Russian females fall down from exhaustion while digging an anti-tank ditch interest me only in so far as the anti-tank ditch for Germany is finished. We shall never be rough and heartless when it is not necessary, that is clear. We Germans, who are the only people in the world who have a decent attitude towards animals, will also assume a decent attitude towards these human animals. But it is a crime against our own blood to worry about them and give them ideals, thus causing our sons and grandsons to have a more difficult time with them. When someone comes to me and says, “I cannot dig the anti-tank ditch with women and children, it is inhuman, for it will kill them”, then I would have to say, “you are a murderer of your own blood because if the anti-tank ditch is not dug, German soldiers will die, and they are the sons of German mothers. They are our own blood.”

    Extract from Himmler’s address to party comrades, September 7 1940.
    Trials of War Criminals Before the Nuernberg Military Tribunals – Washington, U.S Govt. Print. Off., Vol. IV, p. 1140:

    If any Pole has any sexual dealing with a German woman, and by this I mean sexual intercourse, then the man will be hanged right in front of his camp. Then the others will not do it. Besides, provisions will be made that a sufficient number of Polish women and girls will come along as well so that a necessity of this kind is out of the question.

    Himmler, 1943:
    The Slav is never able to build anything himself. In the long run, he’s not capable of it. I’ll come back to this later. With the exception of a few phenomena produced by Asia every couple of centuries, through that mixture of two heredities which may be fortunate for Asia but is unfortunate for us Europeans — with the exception, therefore, of an Attilla, a Ghenghis Khan, a Tamerlaine, a Lenin, a Stalin — the mixed race of the Slavs is based on a sub-race with a few drops of blood of our blood, blood of a leading race; the Slav is unable to control himself and create order. He is able to argue, able to debate, able to disintegrate, able to offer resistance against every authority and to revolt. But these human shoddy goods are just as incapable of maintaining order today as they were 700 or 800 years ago, when they called in the Varangians, when they called in the Ruriks .

    Hitler hated Austria as “a patchwork nation” and looked longingly across the border at energetic, powerful Germany. He wrote, “I was convinced that the State [Austria] was sure to obstruct every really great German and to support . . . everything un-German. . . . I hated the motley collection [in Austria] of Czechs, Ruthenians, Poles, Hungarians, Serbs, Croats, and above all that ever-present fungoid growth–Jews . . . I became a fanatical anti-Semite.”

    Kaufmann on 06 Oct 2014 at 04:09